HAIR APPARENT © Don Read 3.12.13
Amos Bloggs awoke one day
To find his hair had gone away
He rushed out to buy a cap
To hide this inexplicable mishap
He rubbed in some restoring ointment
But all he got was disappointment
In desperation he arranged a consultation
with the leading wig producers of the nation
One night a chap called with a list
He said he was a specialist
In taupe’s which would do the trick
Of giving Amos hair quite quick
Then questions came thick and fast
How long would this hairpiece last ?
Could I do the Irish Jig in it?
Will I look fat or thin in it ?
Will me mates think I’m a fairy?
Will it scare my pet canary?
Can I do the highland fling in it?
Can you confirm that I could swim in it ?
“No Sir”, shrieked the hairpiece man
“But fill it up with water and your goldfish can”
Altogether now “But fill it up with water and your goldfish can” !!
Amos Bloggs awoke one day
To find his hair had gone away
He rushed out to buy a cap
To hide this inexplicable mishap
He rubbed in some restoring ointment
But all he got was disappointment
In desperation he arranged a consultation
with the leading wig producers of the nation
One night a chap called with a list
He said he was a specialist
In taupe’s which would do the trick
Of giving Amos hair quite quick
Then questions came thick and fast
How long would this hairpiece last ?
Could I do the Irish Jig in it?
Will I look fat or thin in it ?
Will me mates think I’m a fairy?
Will it scare my pet canary?
Can I do the highland fling in it?
Can you confirm that I could swim in it ?
“No Sir”, shrieked the hairpiece man
“But fill it up with water and your goldfish can”
Altogether now “But fill it up with water and your goldfish can” !!
